How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

by Nathan Harden - Fix Editor on November 27, 2012

EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Fluke, noted advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time for an online “strategy session” at the site BiddingForGood.com.

According to the auction page, “Social justice advocate Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

A reliable source has informed me that the auction is authentic. But if you were hoping for face-to-face time with Ms. Fluke, I’m afraid that’s not on the menu: The auction page states: “Advice session will take place by phone or Skype at a mutually convenient time. The item is one session of up to one hour.”

Unfortunately, “All sales are final,” according to the rules. So no refunds, even if you end up dissatisfied with your experience.

How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

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  • http://twitter.com/Cons3rvativ3 Roberto Guerrero

    -1 hours

  • http://twitter.com/CrushTheLeft Rules4FreeRadicals

    Two gerbils and a douche bag.

    My final bid.

  • http://twitter.com/CrushTheLeft Rules4FreeRadicals

    On a positive note, Fluke can soon say that she worked at least one hour during her otherwise parasitic completely useless existence.

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  • nobody

    I asked this question on her auction site:
    Do you have to bring your own birth control or will she provide it?

  • http://twitter.com/bradoplata Bradoplata

    well, you know she puts out…

    • Finrod Felagund

      The odds are good but the goods are odd.

  • aray

    The song goes “Women like you are a dime a dozen, You can get them anywhere”. So a penny ought to cover it.

  • s_c_f

    She is quite the parasite. She’s making a career out of it.

    • guestwho2

      Hey it beats working. During the hour she may divulge her big plans for entering the workforce at age 40.

  • http://www.bcarr.com/ Brendon Carr

    $20 and I insist on using a condom.

    • Fred_Z

      Use two. Or more. Cooties, y’know.

      • Nan231

        Don’t forget the paper bag, maybe two?

        • John

          No condom could be thick enough.

          • Comrade done

            How about a full body condem?

        • http://profiles.google.com/no.morepc John Smith

          I like that a 2 bagger

    • VictorErimita

      No problem. And of course the condom will be government financed.

      • Guest

        Better double up on that for the first one is sure to break.

  • John

    How much will it cost me to make certain I never see her again in my lifetime?

    • Ronin

      Total destruction of liberal ideas.

  • Rich Thomas

    How much would I pay? You’re sh*ttin’ me, right?

  • Webrider

    I’ll pay fifty bucks to NEVER have to meet or spend so much as a microsecond with this idiot.

  • Towering Barbarian

    With all due respect? I think it is she who would have to pay me. And she would have to pay me dearly in order for me to think it worthwhile. Anytime I possess a burning need for completely worthless advice I am quite capable of getting it for free from people whom I like without needing to resort to her.

    • dukem1

      Two. She’s a double-bagger.

  • kidobutai

    to shoot her or bang her?

    • http://profiles.google.com/no.morepc John Smith

      now that is funny

  • http://twitter.com/johndavidstutts johndavidstutts

    I’d hand over my free Obama phone to spend and hour wit her

  • burrrahobbit

    Who pays for the birth control??????

  • Dick Whistle

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. May I invite Rush Limbaugh?

  • Strabo

    Depends. Can I bring a bat?

  • pravus

    Would that be full service? If not, not interested. If so, not interested.

    • thohan

      First prize: An hour with Sandra Fluke. Second prize: Two hours.

      An oldie but a goodie.

  • Ray

    We have established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price.

    • Patrick Carroll

      Duke of Wellington, right?

      • morganfrost

        Churchill, I believe.

  • PurpAv

    $0.00

  • http://www.facebook.com/el.elx El Elx

    I believe phone sex currently runs about $15 for a half hour, less than a good massage, but more than an online porn site!

  • http://www.facebook.com/el.elx El Elx

    How can we miss you, Sandra, if you won’t go away?
    Nothing will so become your insertion in the body politic as the timely leaving of it!

    • Patrick Carroll

      Is that last bit from “Macbeth”?

  • cthulhu

    Price goes up if she wears a gag.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Dible/100001580978906 Bob Dible

    Well she needs a lot of work. She is in rather poor shape for a 30 year old single woman. On top of that, she does not appear to be an intelligent consumer, since she pays three grand for $350 worth of birth control. So I don’t believe that an hour of her time would be worth a minute of mine.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Asher/100001670560779 Michael Asher

    Rush was right. Any woman who wants someone else to pay — especially a stranger (as in taxpayers) — to enable her to have sex is, by definition, a whore. We are quickly becoming a nation of whores. http://slackersforobama.com

    • thohan

      Remember how much grief Rush took for telling the truth? Then again, I suppose that describes his long career.

  • http://twitter.com/mrbogey steve bourg

    I’d pay her about $10 just for the look on her face, when I would ask her if she understands any of the horrendously negative effects of Obama-Care’s 2,700 pages….. that are becoming more clear to people paying attention. Does she know any of them?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Witherspoon/100000576184376 Sam Witherspoon

    If she’s given sodium pentothal before our hour on the phone? And if she lets me record it? I’d go as high as twenty bucks.

  • Bill Dalasio

    I believe the standard price for her sort is two bits.

  • Prof. L. Wessell

    The price would be standard, let us say $500 per hour. She could use cash, checks or credit card to pay me. That is what Sandy is worth(less).

  • Jonny

    Another girl and a cup

  • hater from siloam springs

    I think the going rate is $0.99 a minute for something like this.

  • teapartydoc

    I think she should be paying me. My bid is -200,000 dollars. Yes. That’s a minus sign.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxwell-Jump/100003240025333 Maxwell Jump

    Will the “happy ending” be included in the price?

  • http://www.pointsofcompass.blogspot.com joated

    That would depend upon whether she were permited to talk or just listen.

  • BradMueller

    HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?

    Got change for a nickle?

  • timmaguire

    Bidding for Good?!? Sounds so capitalist.

  • Hank Hill

    Who is Sandra Fluke?

    • thohan

      This.

  • Bandit

    Oh .. I thought you meant at a motel .. then she’d have to pay me

  • Brown Line

    I am a 60-year-old man who has published four books, helped to raise five children to successful adulthood, and had a highly successful career in the computer industry. Sandra Fluke, who is famous solely for her public tantrums, should pay to spend an hour with me.

    • thohan

      I would. You sound like an interesting and accomplished fellow.

    • kevlar

      Agreed. but people like her don’t even have the capacity for original thought or ambition to be great, only a warped sense of immoral values and entitlement. To add, she is part of the bigger picture that is wrong with our beloved Country. The Country that allowed you to prosper, to achieve through hard work and good moral values your success’s has now become a different landscape filled with rotten seeds and completely and utterly lesser value human beings. I am in my early 40′s and have seen allot of changes over the past 4 decades, but none so dramatically and fundamentally damaging as what we are witnessing today. I remember the Country I grew up in, I remember it was possible to impeach a President if he was trying to lead without our Constitution as his compass, I remember a Country that in spite of always having bad people as part of the population, we had a majority of people who honored and respected hard work and good values. but this generation is missing that, how else would we explain how this jackass is still running us into the ground, if there were more people out there that really understood what was really going on there would be changes in effect, and they would have happened in his first term. George W Bush was a liar, but none the less so was every other POTUS to date, most of them had to be to either get into office or to remain in office. But the common denominator with all the previous Presidents is that they were all smart enough and dumb enough to be immoral at some degree, and they have all at some point sold out and lost credibility with their voters. But they were all hoping to see our country continue to thrive and remain the leading economy and the leader in world peace and service to mankind. This man however, is something completely different, and not because he is black, no, this is not a race thing, this is a moral and character thing. The man has an agenda, and he has spelled it out in broad daylight and his agenda does not have the US winning by the time his plan is carried out, anyone with any sense can see that, but nobody is doing a damn thing about it. His voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard, his no class, angry ghetto wife is an insult to every First Lady to come before her. His administration is as corrupt as he is and the majority of the population thinks he is some kind of demigod or the risen Jesus himself. And NEVER have I seen so many people being fooled. And the scariest thing about this is that many of them know that he is corrupt, beyond the usual Presidential level corruption, yet they voted for him a 2nd time anyway. And those that are completely blind to the truth, well that’s just bad luck for them that their parents did not have enough sense to warn them about people like BHO. Because when the time comes, and it will, when all of their hopes become resentment, when all of their visions for an easier life become a different reality entirely, it will almost be sad to watch them all deteriorate and be hit with the biggest dose of reality this world has ever seen. On the other hand, Im thankful there are so many mislead immoral people out there that are waiting for their big payoff and their perfect world to come, because I am like you sir, I am raising children the right way, I am working hard and earning my seat, and will not be part of that population that will suffer more than they can ever imagine when this whole mess comes full circle. God Bless you, God Bless the US and if anyone doesn’t like me using the word God in my post, then you can pack your shit and go live in a country where the majority don’t understand the concept of freedom of religion and are not bound by mislead values who succumb to giving up at a drop of a hat because fear runs their life.

  • http://recycledsip.blogspot.com/ ClydeS

    I dropped out when the bidding hit $0.02.

  • werewife

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No, really. Is this story a collaboration with The Onion, or with collegehumor. com? Like that funny video w/ Rebecca Black explaining the “intellectual subtext” of her notorious “Friday” song? This is just as hilarious…

    Oh, it’s for real? Oh….

    G-d, if only Andrew Breitbart were still here to take her up on this offer. Comedy gold, I tell you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tex-Taylor/1279760816 Tex Taylor

    A thousand if I get to bring the whip and cuffs…

  • Ronin

    Nothing. I’d pay someone else to get her away from me.

  • Mike

    Fifty cents.

  • Gmama

    Who would want advice from someone who chooses to attend a 65K/yr Catholic law school, overpays for birth control, then complains because the Catholic church has doctrine against paying for her birth control. She picked a Catholic law school. She can afford the tuition, and someone else should pay for her condoms? Critical thinking skills are not her strong suit.

  • Constitution First

    Fluke’s need for birth control is little more than wishful thinking on her part. I wouldn’t touch her with your stick.

  • TTTCOTTH

    I would give $5 for an hour Greek style

  • rick zee

    Sandra Flounder (or whatever fish) does have a point. ………….

    The gub’mint SHOULD provide each slut, upon request, with a 2′x2′ sign stating

    . . . . . . . ” NO… This means YOU”. ………….

    Perfect Birf Contrul.

  • http://www.locomotivebreath1901.blogspot.com/ locomotivebreath1901

    How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

    I think the going rate for dirty leg is about a buck twenty.

    Maybe I could get a gub’mint subsidy….

  • Chris Nandor

    Sandra Fluke is notable only for being nominated to speak at a congressional hearing she was completely unqualified to speak at, then showing up at a different show hearing to lie about how much contraception costs, in order to tell the insulting lie that women require government help to get them contraception, in order to push the idiotic lie that Republicans are somehow anti-woman.

    That’s it. That is all she has ever done that is worthy of note: being used, and telling lies.

    Why would I pay for that?

  • BradMueller

    That depends.
    Does she swallow?

  • IT’s me

    Why should I have to pay? It should be tax-payer provided. Isn’t that her BC position. Seems unfair for her to expect someone to pay for anything.

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  • SamWah

    She’d have to pay me $1,000,000.00 in unmarked bills.

  • RiotLibrarian

    Wow, the misogyny in these comments is breathtaking. Welcome to the permanent minority, guys. And I’m so sorry women won’t let you touch then, but venting your frustration by calling women ‘whores’ isn’t going to make any any easier for you.

    • Habbgun

      Nah. This is not misogyny. Its contempt. Misogyny is two doors down to the right.
      No. No problem at all you stupid git.

      • RiotLibrarian

        Well, at least you are admitting that misogyny is indeed on the right. We know. Get used to losing, you’re going to do a lot of it.

        • Finrod Felagund

          This liberal stooge can’t even follow directions.

    • gvanderleun

      Dear Riot, Blow me.

      • guestwho2

        And iron my shirt.

      • RiotLibrarian

        Wow, you are so desperate you’re soliciting strangers on the Internet. What a sad, pathetic plea.

        Dude, you don’t have to resort to that. Just be less of a miserable human being, and some woman in real life might be willing to touch you!

        • gvanderleun

          You forget that you’re no stranger, Riot. But given your skills I have found you are overpriced at two dollars.

          • RiotLibrarian

            You must be confused, I am NOT one of your prostitutes. But like I said, if you get your act together, you might not have to resort to using professionals.

          • gvanderleun

            If you’re not a prostitute what are you doing in those kneepads?

    • Finrod Felagund

      Sorry, but we have standards for women and she is below them in much the same way that the ocean is below the clouds.

      • RiotLibrarian

        I’m guessing your standard is ‘women who will tolerate being in the same room with me’, as that’s going to pretty much be your ceiling.

        • Finrod Felagund

          Swing and a miss! I’m in a double-digit-year relationship, meanwhile you’re getting callouses on your right hand.

          • Janepublic2000

            So have you just mentally abused your wife to the point where she hasn’t the will left to leave you or is she actually chained up in your basement?

          • Finrod Felagund

            Do you say random stupid nonsensical crap to everyone you meet on the street, or just people on the Internet? Myself and my girlfriend own a house together, thank you not at all.

          • Janepublic2000

            Everyone I meet. And how does owning a house together negate what I said? It doesn’t.

          • Finrod Felagund

            So you’re just a complete jackass to everyone. Hope that works out for you when you’re in trouble and need friends to help you out.

          • RiotLibrarian

            You are living with a woman you aren’t married to?! Guess what word Rush Limbaugh and sundry other political pundits have for her (one guess: they call her what they called Sandra Fluke).

          • RiotLibrarian

            Wow, your poor, poor wife. Also, most women don’t get callouses…that might be a medical issue your wife should see someone about.

    • Janepublic2000

      He’s right, you people are disgusting and you obviously hate women. This kind of rhetoric is why you can’t get your guy in the White House or a date with a woman who has an ounce of self respect. Have fun with four more years of Obama and Saturday night with a tissue and your own hand. On the bright side, you won’t need birth control!

      • Finrod Felagund

        No, we just hate the imbeciles like you that project their own inadequacies on strangers on the Internet and are foolish enough to let everyone know about it by posting inane blather. Now go back to eating Ben & Jerry’s and wondering why no man puts up with you for more than a month at a time.

        • Janepublic2000

          I’m actually married and prefer Mayfield. Go back to the cumdumster you paid for the evening before your hour’s up and quit trying to apply your Junior College psych analysis on me. Thanks.

          • Finrod Felagund

            You started the ‘psych analysis’ crap up above, bozo, I’m just giving it right back to you. Actually, having a dungeon would be cool, it would be a great place to have friends over for a party. You are a pathetic little troll that doesn’t know shit from shinola with an ego bigger than a mountain, which is a really sad combination. I feel sorry for any man that cut his balls off and got shackled via marriage to you, and doubly sorry for any kids you may or may not have. Hopefully they’ll grow up to think and reason for themselves and realize how clueless and vulgar their mom is. Then when you’re old and they dump your whiny ass in a nursing home because they can’t stand you any more, you’ll wonder why they never call.

  • http://www.facebook.com/duane.oyen Duane Oyen

    Based on her most famous issue, one would be forgiven for initially wondering what services she would offer during that hour…..

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  • Kid Dynomite

    Does she swallow ???

  • gvanderleun

    $20.00 but only if I can bring a Great Dane and film it.

  • Finrod Felagund

    Second prize is two hours with Sandra Fluke. You don’t want to know what third prize is.

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  • JosephBleau

    That depends. Do I get multiple shots on goal during the hour?

  • sablegsd

    I would give a quarter to the two bit whore only if I could beat her with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and dipped in ovomits shit for just one minute. She can have the other 59 minutes for free.

  • tompro97

    No more than two bits!!! This is a joke, isn’t it??? I wouldn’t pay this tramp to shine my shoes, much less give me “strategic advice” on any matter. She has as much gall as her president does.

  • sablegsd

    Nathan, you are a pussy.

  • technologist

    Fluke’s entire persona is insufferably irrelevant. She’d have to pay me to endure an hour to listen to her inane droning.

  • cecil91

    I would pay to avoid seeing this woman.

  • Stephen Ryan

    My cost-benefit analysis came up with a figure of 32 cents. Maybe so. It is too complicated for me.

  • onthemark329

    Aren’t her 15 minutes of fame over yet? Please, make it be over….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Johnson/1835387915 John Johnson

    Wait, I thought the taxpayers were on the dime. No?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Proudly-Unaffiliated/100003705641555 Proudly Unaffiliated

    Darn, I thought this site was about bidding on an hour with Fluke trying out new ObamaCare contraceptives, you know, beta testing them and such. I was going to bid that she give me $1,000 for her pleasure.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002319223502 Sean Holland

    i would pay 2 bucks to ass-bang her.

  • David

    Would I have to pay for her birth control or does she have it stockpiled now?

  • jerryful

    Would that one hour include just straight sex or could I get kinky with the little bitch?

  • SN

    ZERO, ZIP, NADA! If I woke up with that laying on my arm, I’d chew my arm off, jump out the window and then chew my other arm off so she couldn’t recognize me!!

  • I am the law

    The question should be rephrased…how much could they pay me to spend an hour with Fluke……

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  • 2War Abn Vet

    And, they said Rush was wrong.

  • MisogynistHater

    Wow this site is full of hateful pigs. I am a female – so I guess that makes me a prostitute, too, right. I am married and not on contraceptives, but I guess you all would still consider me a prostitute since I am a woman. Too bad your mothers didn’t have abortions.

    • Finrod Felagund

      No, we just hate the idiots like you. Republican women are smart and use logic.

  • xmo

    is this Cyber sex?

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  • ManassasGrandma

    Can I bring my bat?

  • OneINthePinkandOneINtheStink

    Cum bucket!

  • kevlar

    I would pay $1,000 for just 5 minutes with her. That is just enough time to put a permanent muzzle on her

  • Prop Mgr

    How much is she willing to pay? Can we both wear a paper bag? (in case hers falls off)