There’s boring grad speeches, and then there’s the ones you actually pay attention to.
The New York Post reports on one hilarious commencement speech given by ESPN analyst Jay Bilas at Queens University of Charlotte:
Bilas … delivered pearls wisdom to students including, “Don’t click on Internet porn at work,” and that men should wear an undershirt underneath a suit and tie.
“Don’t ask me why. Just do it. It just works,” he said.
Bilas, who still has a great face for TV despite a little thinning on top, said graduates should “take tons of pictures,” adding, “In the future, you are really going to like the way that you look now. This is the smallest your butt will ever be, and you have the most hair now that you’ll ever have.”
h/t: Fox News
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