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‘Snow Penis’ Erected on Princeton Campus

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you–the prestigious Ivy League.

According to the Daily Princetonian:

Princeton was surprised last month when it awoke to discover a large penis, made entirely of snow, had arisen in the middle of the field just south of Bloomberg Hall. The nocturnal composition, which appeared to be a little more than four feet tall, was erected after a snowfall shortly before Winter Break began…

“Surprisingly, no one has claimed ownership of the enormous phallus,” the Princetonian goes on to report.

Click here to see a picture of the snow sculpture.

Or don’t.

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